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Sir Doge Vladge

Featuring Vladge — the one in the suit, next to the dog that would not die.

Vladge sat on a stool reading a large red book

CA no CA yet

When there is one it goes up here and on @dogeVladge in the same minute. Anything circulating before that came from somebody else.

The trenches.

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VLADGE / WETH $0.000000 +0.0%

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How this works.

Vladge has been in the trenches longer than any of us and has agreed, reluctantly, to explain the rules.

Nobody knighted him. He simply started answering to Sir.

How Vladge happened.

Seven things that had nothing to do with each other until one afternoon in April 2021, when one of them was posted in public and the thread got a knot in it. The line runs through all of them and comes out the other side wearing a suit.

Subject

Vladge

Part trading floor, part shiba, entirely committed to the suit. Answers to Sir, has never once explained why.

Exercise one

The throw.

Vladge is stood over there and he is not coming to you. Hold to charge, let go to throw. Six bags, that is all you get.